Ladies, take off your pants. Those black, poly-blend, straight-legged
slacks you wear to work every day. You know the ones—they gap at the
waist and pull at the crotch. They make a distinct scratching sound when
you cross and uncross your legs in a meeting. Sometimes they have
pleats. Sometimes they have back pockets. Sometimes they have stretch.
But they’re never, ever flattering. They’re boring and sad, and they
make you look boring and sad, too.
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